Wank HO-liday!

These wank holidays are so much fun when you have a day of filth & depravity lined up!

Not being one to hurry one’s enjoyment of the finer things in life, some notice will be required to avoid mutual disappointment.

Not to say that your same day escort booking won’t be successful; it just might… but it is all the more likely if you are able to take your pleasure as seriously as I do! ūüėú

Chelsea, Darling!

I am loving Chelsea so much these days, I appear to have holed myself up here in my scenic¬†tower, venturing out mainly¬†for nibbles, beauty treatments & zumba classes when I’m not cavorting around the big (soon to be ROUND) fuckbed!

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If the rather fuckable¬†estate agent is to be believed (be quiet – he’s been a total treasure!) It is only a few weeks until I exchange on the next Porn Pad¬†Project which is all terribly exciting!

More about that later…