Abusive Texts

Just one of the many abusive texts they send

After literally decades of abuse, I’m naming & shaming the cunts who seem to think it’s ok to send this nonsense.

This high profile guy it turned out worked at the time for the Financial Times and really should know better.

What kind of damage does one incur that makes them think that sending this to ANYONE is okay?

Priorities

My real time availability is in short supply due to a wealth of personal and business commitments.

Escorting is a fun part time job which I do during the week in the afternoons.

This gives me plenty of time to teach my fitness classes, train my PT clients, indulge in vital self care and spend time with precious family & friends.

So it will be no surprise that I am not available for same day bookings or even phone enquiries which inevitably were always from those who have adamantly circumnavigated How To Book.

Just as avoiding my modus operandi is of course your choice the resultant outcome is that a meeting will simply not materialise.

It’s all about priorities. Make me yours and I will make you mine. 💖

The Young Student

I had the delight of visiting a young man in mummy and daddy’s beautiful home recently. It always makes it so much more civilised when one can park on the grounds away from the busy London street.

Bless him, he was a bit shy, had no clue what he wanted and hadn’t booked an escort before. These are circumstances in which I particularly excel and wasted no time in seducing the fuck out of the boy.

I must admit I did end up performing rather lewd and filthy acts over and beyond what was expected to ensure he got a memorable experience.

Needless to say, he was efficiently despunked and I left him with a smile on his cherub like face.

Wank HO-liday!

These wank holidays are so much fun when you have a day of filth & depravity lined up!

Not being one to hurry one’s enjoyment of the finer things in life, some notice will be required to avoid mutual disappointment.

Not to say that your same day escort booking won’t be successful; it just might… but it is all the more likely if you are able to take your pleasure as seriously as I do! 😜

“Is it Really You?”

There are varying reasons for this tedious question to which I am subjected on a regular basis!

It’s not as though you can’t cross reference the images with:

http://www.tineye.com

https://images.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl

http://jarred.github.io/src-img/

To double check!

In all fairness, there is a fuck ton of image nicking about, but if you have found me here, on my site www.kinkydirtybitch.co.uk or www.adultwork.com/kinkydirtybitch then you are all good!