Well Worn Dirty Battered Used Knackered Old Fetish Spike Heels

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Who wants them? £9.99 + p&p

I’m pretty sure it’s only a matter of time before the back end glitches that prevent the little clip showcasing these pumps gets fixed. I’m on it!

I was very excited to see this functionality after years of suggestions that a more immersive way of showcasing one’s goodies from the sales department would be mighty useful and lo! There is is one day.

Fabulous!

Unfortunately it’s not working quite as intended and the tech specs of one’s little clips are not being made public but I’m hopeful this will change in due course.

In the meantime, I think I’ll stick the clip in my movies collection so you don’t miss out on this little bargain. The same price as it is for my dirty panties, this is a steal!

The Joys of “Cheap and Nasty”

Check out my cheap nasty fetish thigh length boots!

Click here to link to my explicit photo gallery on AW

Cheap they may be (if £100 is cheap to you), nasty they sure fucking are.

Perhaps this is precisely why they are so popular with all those fetishistas who love this toned & tiny frame contorted in all sorts of positions easily reaching back to drag the heel close to those juicy buns whilst being anally impaled.

Yet to find a decent pair of leather boots similar, especially with these tiny little legs in both length & most definitely girth!

My even cheaper, but not quite so nasty leather ones are on their last legs but are to be snapped up by a boot sniffing pervert who will be taking them away after his visit since they have definately had their time in the limelight.

Not carrying any extra weight does have its down sides as much as the delectable darlings dominating the curvaceous department.

Anal Fisting

There are a lot of sexy arses presenting themselves as multi hand warmers at the moment!

An unexpected last minute visitor who had snaffled my number from the profile page for stress relieving emergencies such as this called on the hour and by half past was encasing both of my petite little hands within his capable crevice.

I am repeatedly informed that with such sensitive matters, it is necessary to visit someone who “knows what they’re doing” partly to have a rip roaring time with their cute little arses smiling approvingly at my endeavours and partly because it can be an infuriating process when a less than proficient pair of hands venture into one’s descending colon.

Myself both a giver and a taker of tiny hands, you can be absolutely certain when visiting, you will be in the most capable ones.   

Smoking Fetish

Has been requested such a lot recently but alas you’ve missed the boat on that one, sugardick!

That filthy habit is one I ditched a while back.  Moving onto rolling one’s own pure tobacco still had me hacking like a good ‘un and looking as grey as the ash I was desperately sucking into my lungs and feeling like the very poison I was subjecting my poor little carcass to.

Once, many years ago, I did a smoking fetish session that had me virtually puking up.  Not being much of a chain smoker at the best of times, it was expected to be pretty much smoking the whole time and it was grim as fuck.

A bit like a recovering alcoholic, it’s just not possible to have ‘just the one’.  Mainly because it’s fucking minging and it doesn’t make any sense to conduct a high quality health regime only to piss on one’s own chips with a regular hit of carcinogens.

As orally obsessed as one may be, I can think of a multitude of things I’d far rather be getting my chops around!

EXPOSED: HotPJ the cum junkie

I do love speaking to my filthy perverted friends on Adultwork and today I had the pleasure of speaking to one particular pervert who love love loves being exposed for the dirty little cum drinking cumslut that he is, so much so that I recorded a 2 minute snippet leaving it FREE so that all and sundry could hear what faggy things he loves to get up to on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

He later bottled it & requested it to be taken down, as they inevitably do…

Return To The English Mansion

Tranny bondage outdoors

It was a wonderful treat to be invited to return to The English Mansion yesterday

As usual it was kinky, dirty & more than a little bitchy when I had the fantastic fortune to be introduced to Lady Nina Birch who was in a horny mood & had dragged back an oversized cock to enjoy but on seeing the freakish appendage decided it was good for nothing but copious amounts of verbal abuse

Once we had sent that one on its way we dragged another one out into the huge grounds & got him to lick my spunky minge clean from my little “getting to know you” party earlier where I had gone round all the slaves, using their cocks for fun & getting all nice & creamy because I do love a nice thick sticky creampie being licked out of my hot sweaty growler

Later I was introduced me to her Rubber TV Dolly who was pleasingly trussed up in exquisite bondage which complemented her tight full rubber encasement perfectly; her huge big tits were adorned with my slobber as I dribbled all over them, leaving my lipstick prints emblazoned like badges of honour

Noting my obvious enjoyment at such a sight she rather kindly brought in another TV dolly who we used to tease the inescapably restrained rubber slut. They were both absolutely gorgeous & I was in utter heaven seeing them taunt & tease in such a slutty fashion

After a spot of lunch we ventured in to the vast grounds of The Mansion where she had the best surprise ever – The Mansion Rubber Puppy (complete with waggy tail, paws & ears) who was seriously the most adorable thing ever! She showed me what tricks she could do, and unsurprisingly, how slutty she was. Clearly the darling little puppy had been very well trained and was extremely happy living in her pretty little house in such beautiful surroundings. She was very affectionate and a it of an attention whore, lapping up every last scrap of physical attention like the naughty little bitch she was!

I do love meeting like minded kinksters and we had so much fun we arranged to catch up again just as soon my busy schedule allows which will be in September.

In the meantime you can see the photos & movies of my day in their entirety over on The English Mansion