You want to see my WHAT?

My feet are not, how shall we say, conventionally beautiful so it is always one heck of a surprise that they are frequently requested for fetish play!

Especially bunion lovers who adore the wacky angles they can naturally contort into after several bunioneictomies (not called a Bump n Run for nothing) only served to make them worse each time.

Them not being the epitome of perfection sure doesn’t stop me looking after them. Quite the reverse. I consider my home pedicures the epitome of indulgent necessities except without the dirty foot baths, catty side chat and being sliced with fetid callous knives down to the bone, leaving me limping for days.

One of my subscribers requested much more foot content and if I’m not catering to my fans who the fuck am I here for anyway.

Naturally, I do catch a lot of hate on my socials whenever they’re on show but what the fuck they expect me to do about them, fuck only knows.

This never ending winter really takes it toll on my skin, but at least I’ve got my freshly painted tootsies beautifully oiled up.

Want to see?

The Magic Vag Commissioned for a Custom

I’ve had to start duplicating my AW blogs here since they’re always getting pulled. Last time it was having the audacity of using a photo that also resides in the FREE to view gallery. Make it make sense.

One of my subscribers requested his first custom clip of the hairy growler squirming away on his virtual face POV style as he had seen hundreds of my movies in this style previously.

What he hadn’t bargained for was the multi DSLR filming extravaganza that was edited to perfection with his name smattered throughout the dirty talking debacle.

Not wishing to waste the hours of set up and prep required for a beautifully lit HD clip shot with multiple DSLRs, I put it to good use and made a full length vid to share with everyone.

This seems a fair compromise so that I don’t ‘waste’ the whole day for a quid because folk have no idea that quality takes time. This is not some point and click on auto settings shit.

Customs are a luxury and I do try and keep the prices down, even though they are the same price now as they were when I first started and had no idea about aspect ratios, LUTs or colour temperatures even were, never mind filming on big ol’ scary DSLR!