I had the delight of visiting a young man in mummy and daddy’s beautiful home recently. It always makes it so much more civilised when one can park on the grounds away from the busy London street.
Bless him, he was a bit shy, had no clue what he wanted and hadn’t booked an escort before. These are circumstances in which I particularly excel and wasted no time in seducing the fuck out of the boy.
I must admit I did end up performing rather lewd and filthy acts over and beyond what was expected to ensure he got a memorable experience.
Needless to say, he was efficiently despunked and I left him with a smile on his cherub like face.
Check out my cheap nasty fetish thigh length boots!
Cheap they may be (if £100 is cheap to you), nasty they sure fucking are.
Perhaps this is precisely why they are so popular with all those fetishistas who love this toned & tiny frame contorted in all sorts of positions easily reaching back to drag the heel close to those juicy buns whilst being anally impaled.
Yet to find a decent pair of leather boots similar, especially with these tiny little legs in both length & most definitely girth!
My even cheaper, but not quite so nasty leather ones are on their last legs but are to be snapped up by a boot sniffing pervert who will be taking them away after his visit since they have definately had their time in the limelight.
Not carrying any extra weight does have its down sides as much as the delectable darlings dominating the curvaceous department.
There are a lot of sexy arses presenting themselves as multi hand warmers at the moment!
An unexpected last minute visitor who had snaffled my number from the profile page for stress relieving emergencies such as this called on the hour and by half past was encasing both of my petite little hands within his capable crevice.
I am repeatedly informed that with such sensitive matters, it is necessary to visit someone who “knows what they’re doing” partly to have a rip roaring time with their cute little arses smiling approvingly at my endeavours and partly because it can be an infuriating process when a less than proficient pair of hands venture into one’s descending colon.
Myself both a giver and a taker of tiny hands, you can be absolutely certain when visiting, you will be in the most capable ones.
Has been requested such a lot recently but alas you’ve missed the boat on that one, sugardick!
That filthy habit is one I ditched a while back. Moving onto rolling one’s own pure tobacco still had me hacking like a good ‘un and looking as grey as the ash I was desperately sucking into my lungs and feeling like the very poison I was subjecting my poor little carcass to.
Once, many years ago, I did a smoking fetish session that had me virtually puking up. Not being much of a chain smoker at the best of times, it was expected to be pretty much smoking the whole time and it was grim as fuck.
A bit like a recovering alcoholic, it’s just not possible to have ‘just the one’. Mainly because it’s fucking minging and it doesn’t make any sense to conduct a high quality health regime only to piss on one’s own chips with a regular hit of carcinogens.
As orally obsessed as one may be, I can think of a multitude of things I’d far rather be getting my chops around!
With years of escorting experience behind me, I have acquired something of a finely tuned bullshit-ometer, coupled with acute intuition and other intangible variables, all of which keep me safe and sane.
At 45 years old I’m comfortable. Not flashy, jet setting around the world bragging on Instagram about my latest superficial splurge in yet another gorgeous hotel; not really that frivolous but not fearing the bailiffs or wondering if I can afford a holiday this year – that kind of comfortable.
This means I don’t need to work; I work because it’s fun, the sex interesting and the money is great, even with my 1-booking-a-day-more-like-a-week.
Bearing this in mind, you can imagine just how easily it is to NOT get a booking. It could be something that I can’t quite put my finger on – perhaps the brusque, dismissive manner puts him on my Do Not Answer list. Or maybe the agitated abusive swearing demonstrated by today’s latest Block List addition – KaneForFun (an ironic choice of moniker in retrospect since he sounded anything but) on Adultwork, who called on DirectChat when my number was not appearing, as is often the case when I feel like taking enquiries by Email.
After further investigations into his claims that he had booked a male escort called Cameron from Maxes Angels it turns out they have no male escort of that name, according to Max himself. Another tick in the close call box I’m sure you will agree.
You only get one chance to make a first impression/fuck it up. Don’t be like Kane.
Wow! After another insanely oversubscribed tour I am absolutely FUCKED in such an awesome way!
Slumped temporarily sated & utterly exhausted thanks to a ridiculously oversized appendage with the stamina of a frisky teenager (which he obviously was – several decades ago!!), I have no choice but to clear my diary to recover in every which way before the insanity resumes again tomorrow!
I have the luxury of a cooling fan wafting over my swollen & smashed but very very happy girly bits and generally taking it easy whilst my sexual strength rebuilds!
Being accused of “having a better offer” was surprisingly hurtful, particularly given the pride I take in my beautiful job together with the care, consideration and courtesy offered to the visitors I see.
However, without nurturing one’s health & observing basic self care there will be no Fun in our Fun Time for either of us.
Squeezing in a week long tour between my return from a 3 week jaunt in Chelsea & whizzing up to Manchester for a week was not quite what I had in mind but I received a pre paid booking which always seals the deal for such new adventures!
Flight, accommodation and airport parking is all sorted & I will be heading up on 26th June & stay for a decadent 7 nights in bonny scotland returning on 3rd June!
My private apartment is conveniently located near Glasgow Charing Cross and is used by myself only. I’m not really one for sharing in that way! 😉 There is plenty of parking and my fridge will be as stocked as my fertile imagination!
Bookings on AdultWork take priority of course but I also take incalls & outcalls wherever I am located, subject to usual background checks.
It was great to chat to a gentleman who had actually purchased my content from the legitimate source instead of downloading it from one of those shitty tube sites!
After we chatted briefly about the scene I got to thinking wanking about Jim Slip & Lara Latex who were wonderful to work with. We created a hot yet fun scene full of character as well as great sex, which is what makes their site as successful as it is.
Another nice change is to venture to an obscure part of the cunt-ry which is where I am right now – sunny Leicester!
I was up here seeing friends & fuck buddies so thought I would combine it with some whoring but it’s been so busy (not tricky to do – I don’t see many penises a day) I’ve not had as much time to get round everyone!
On my last couple of days up here & you guys have made me so welcome it’s been so fun! The rest of the time I’m on cam so looking forward to luring a few more into my bed before one returns to London on Wednesday.
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