The Joys of “Cheap and Nasty”

Check out my cheap nasty fetish thigh length boots!

Click here to link to my explicit photo gallery on AW

Cheap they may be (if £100 is cheap to you), nasty they sure fucking are.

Perhaps this is precisely why they are so popular with all those fetishistas who love this toned & tiny frame contorted in all sorts of positions easily reaching back to drag the heel close to those juicy buns whilst being anally impaled.

Yet to find a decent pair of leather boots similar, especially with these tiny little legs in both length & most definitely girth!

My even cheaper, but not quite so nasty leather ones are on their last legs but are to be snapped up by a boot sniffing pervert who will be taking them away after his visit since they have definately had their time in the limelight.

Not carrying any extra weight does have its down sides as much as the delectable darlings dominating the curvaceous department.

Doing things by halves = substandard

The concept of half assing ANYTHING boggles my brain.  Why even bother in the first place if you are just going to make a feeble semi-attempt?

Take my daily Cam-a-thons commencing at 5 or 6am and ceasing for the daily at 8pm when I hit the hay in readiness for more of the same in less than 10 hours’ time!

A massive early bird, I’ve been enjoying this routine for a number of decades, long before AW even existed, if you can recall such a time.

Instead of awaking to spread the love with the assistance of one’s pert little chassis, it was shimmying on up to contort the sweaty carcass into a more regimented routine of hot yoga before bouncing back to de-spunk a few real life cocks.

I had a brief stint at camming from a very nice but rather basic home studio but it really didn’t work out for me. You will have to come and visit the all singing all dancing one I tease and amuse myself from these days!

Fast forward a few years it’s pretty much the same with the flexible fingerings and cock de-seeding, just in bigger and better surroundings!  

What’s in a name?

What a great fucking name! #adultwork #DirectCam

As is immediately apparent from the increasing variations of my name, monikers are so much fun to create.

Not wanting to miss the opportunity to let folk know what they are letting themselves in for, and so the most accurate name was born!

So you can imagine my delight when “Pleasefuckmydad” graced my direct cam room today, instantly upgrading my already fabulous day with his awesome name and playful disposition.

Not a fan of those names I can’t pronounce; that’s just selfish!  Same as the numbers.  “1169373” doesn’t really have quite the same ring to it as “Pleasefuckmydad”.

Not only is he obviously a nice filthy fucker, but a polite one too.

What’s not to love?  

Doing Things By Halves = Substandard

The concept of half assing ANYTHING boggles my brain.  Why even bother in the first place if you are just going to make a feeble semi-attempt?

Take my daily Cam-a-thons commencing at 5 or 6am and ceasing for the daily at 8pm when I hit the hay in readiness for more of the same in less than 10 hours’ time!

A massive early bird, I’ve been enjoying this routine for a number of decades, long before AW even existed, if you can recall such a time.

Instead of awaking to spread the love with the assistance of one’s pert little chassis, it was shimmying on up to contort the sweaty carcass into a more regimented routine of hot yoga before bouncing back to de-spunk a few real life cocks.

I had a brief stint at camming from a very nice but rather basic home studio but it really didn’t work out for me. You will have to come and visit the all singing all dancing one I tease and amuse myself from these days!

Fast forward a few years it’s pretty much the same with the flexible fingerings and cock de-seeding, just in bigger and more extravagant surroundings!  

Camroom Indecision!

The webcam room is taking shape just nicely now!  I didn’t like the spare room much and it just wasn’t big enough for my shenanigans.  It looked pretty in its own way but I wasn’t feeling it so now it’s being used for all my clothes & shoes which as you might imagine, are plentiful!

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This is the room that didn’t quite make the grade.  I’ve seen worse as I trawl the rooms of my peers looking for inspiration, with lighting atrocities abound, distracting minutae and other such unnecessities.

The new one is basically my spacious lounge which is fab but such a large space has higher lighting demands.  This is secondary to the placement of one’s sex toys and awards, but more on those another time…

 

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What a Lovely Change!

It was great to chat to a gentleman who had actually purchased my content from the legitimate source instead of downloading it from one of those shitty tube sites!

After we chatted briefly about the scene I got to thinking wanking about Jim Slip & Lara Latex who were wonderful to work with. We created a hot yet fun scene full of character as well as great sex, which is what makes their site as successful as it is.

Another nice change is to venture to an obscure part of the cunt-ry which is where I am right now – sunny Leicester!

I was up here seeing friends & fuck buddies so thought I would combine it with some whoring but it’s been so busy (not tricky to do – I don’t see many penises a day) I’ve not had as much time to get round everyone!

On my last couple of days up here & you guys have made me so welcome it’s been so fun! The rest of the time I’m on cam so looking forward to luring a few more into my bed before one returns to London on Wednesday.

Getting Out of A Dodgy AdultWork Group

If you have been unfortunate enough to have signed your life away to an unscrupulous AdultWork group instead of joining one that gives you weekly exposure on the front page and unlimited advice on Skype/Yahoo/MSN, then you can take these immediate steps:

  • Stop working for the douche & copy all details of your profile into a text file
  • Start up a new (anonymous) profile with completely different information, verification documents & photos
  • contact AW to tell them what you are doing, why, & who you are escaping from
  • forget about your old profile – it was never yours – you were simply renting it for a percentage
  • Once you have been paid contact AW & report the old profile as a fake
  • Update your new profile as you wish

In the meantime you may like to do your homework on AdultWork Groups & understand the full power that the Group Managers have over your profile.

Those who have failed to do so have discovered to their financial loss that they have more control over your profile than you do

Feel free to contact me here or on skype: kinkydirtybitch if you require any further assistance or wish to join my group

Take care & play safe