Well Worn Dirty Battered Used Knackered Old Fetish Spike Heels

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Who wants them? £9.99 + p&p

I’m pretty sure it’s only a matter of time before the back end glitches that prevent the little clip showcasing these pumps gets fixed. I’m on it!

I was very excited to see this functionality after years of suggestions that a more immersive way of showcasing one’s goodies from the sales department would be mighty useful and lo! There is is one day.

Fabulous!

Unfortunately it’s not working quite as intended and the tech specs of one’s little clips are not being made public but I’m hopeful this will change in due course.

In the meantime, I think I’ll stick the clip in my movies collection so you don’t miss out on this little bargain. The same price as it is for my dirty panties, this is a steal!

AW Removes Pre Booked Skype Shows

 

When AW first started about 15 years ago, there was none of this Directcam malarky; just webcam bookings and that was pretty much it! And one hell of a little earner that has always been.

So you can imagine my dismay when it was bizarrely announced that tidy little income stream was withdrawn.

Until one tenacious little fucker booked me later in the day for a phone chat WITH VIDEO for my usual rate. Result!

Not one to let things slide, this morning I went through my ridiculously long Skype contact list and let folk know that all is not lost and they can still book their chats through AW should they so wish.

And didn’t they just!

This is one of my AW long time regular clients who enjoy booking webcam shows through the site who was so delighted to see he had not lost his preferred mode of payment after all, that he purchased half an hour of play.

So worry not if you Directcam doesn’t work for you; so many people have problems with the system too. Video chat on Skype is still an option; it’s just an extra £1/min.

My Skype name is kinkydirtybitch, just to make things even more straight forward!

The Joys of “Cheap and Nasty”

Check out my cheap nasty fetish thigh length boots!

Click here to link to my explicit photo gallery on AW

Cheap they may be (if £100 is cheap to you), nasty they sure fucking are.

Perhaps this is precisely why they are so popular with all those fetishistas who love this toned & tiny frame contorted in all sorts of positions easily reaching back to drag the heel close to those juicy buns whilst being anally impaled.

Yet to find a decent pair of leather boots similar, especially with these tiny little legs in both length & most definitely girth!

My even cheaper, but not quite so nasty leather ones are on their last legs but are to be snapped up by a boot sniffing pervert who will be taking them away after his visit since they have definately had their time in the limelight.

Not carrying any extra weight does have its down sides as much as the delectable darlings dominating the curvaceous department.

Anal Fisting

There are a lot of sexy arses presenting themselves as multi hand warmers at the moment!

An unexpected last minute visitor who had snaffled my number from the profile page for stress relieving emergencies such as this called on the hour and by half past was encasing both of my petite little hands within his capable crevice.

I am repeatedly informed that with such sensitive matters, it is necessary to visit someone who “knows what they’re doing” partly to have a rip roaring time with their cute little arses smiling approvingly at my endeavours and partly because it can be an infuriating process when a less than proficient pair of hands venture into one’s descending colon.

Myself both a giver and a taker of tiny hands, you can be absolutely certain when visiting, you will be in the most capable ones.   

Doing things by halves = substandard

The concept of half assing ANYTHING boggles my brain.  Why even bother in the first place if you are just going to make a feeble semi-attempt?

Take my daily Cam-a-thons commencing at 5 or 6am and ceasing for the daily at 8pm when I hit the hay in readiness for more of the same in less than 10 hours’ time!

A massive early bird, I’ve been enjoying this routine for a number of decades, long before AW even existed, if you can recall such a time.

Instead of awaking to spread the love with the assistance of one’s pert little chassis, it was shimmying on up to contort the sweaty carcass into a more regimented routine of hot yoga before bouncing back to de-spunk a few real life cocks.

I had a brief stint at camming from a very nice but rather basic home studio but it really didn’t work out for me. You will have to come and visit the all singing all dancing one I tease and amuse myself from these days!

Fast forward a few years it’s pretty much the same with the flexible fingerings and cock de-seeding, just in bigger and better surroundings!  

What’s in a name?

What a great fucking name! #adultwork #DirectCam

As is immediately apparent from the increasing variations of my name, monikers are so much fun to create.

Not wanting to miss the opportunity to let folk know what they are letting themselves in for, and so the most accurate name was born!

So you can imagine my delight when “Pleasefuckmydad” graced my direct cam room today, instantly upgrading my already fabulous day with his awesome name and playful disposition.

Not a fan of those names I can’t pronounce; that’s just selfish!  Same as the numbers.  “1169373” doesn’t really have quite the same ring to it as “Pleasefuckmydad”.

Not only is he obviously a nice filthy fucker, but a polite one too.

What’s not to love?  

Doing Things By Halves = Substandard

The concept of half assing ANYTHING boggles my brain.  Why even bother in the first place if you are just going to make a feeble semi-attempt?

Take my daily Cam-a-thons commencing at 5 or 6am and ceasing for the daily at 8pm when I hit the hay in readiness for more of the same in less than 10 hours’ time!

A massive early bird, I’ve been enjoying this routine for a number of decades, long before AW even existed, if you can recall such a time.

Instead of awaking to spread the love with the assistance of one’s pert little chassis, it was shimmying on up to contort the sweaty carcass into a more regimented routine of hot yoga before bouncing back to de-spunk a few real life cocks.

I had a brief stint at camming from a very nice but rather basic home studio but it really didn’t work out for me. You will have to come and visit the all singing all dancing one I tease and amuse myself from these days!

Fast forward a few years it’s pretty much the same with the flexible fingerings and cock de-seeding, just in bigger and more extravagant surroundings!  

Smoking Fetish

Has been requested such a lot recently but alas you’ve missed the boat on that one, sugardick!

That filthy habit is one I ditched a while back.  Moving onto rolling one’s own pure tobacco still had me hacking like a good ‘un and looking as grey as the ash I was desperately sucking into my lungs and feeling like the very poison I was subjecting my poor little carcass to.

Once, many years ago, I did a smoking fetish session that had me virtually puking up.  Not being much of a chain smoker at the best of times, it was expected to be pretty much smoking the whole time and it was grim as fuck.

A bit like a recovering alcoholic, it’s just not possible to have ‘just the one’.  Mainly because it’s fucking minging and it doesn’t make any sense to conduct a high quality health regime only to piss on one’s own chips with a regular hit of carcinogens.

As orally obsessed as one may be, I can think of a multitude of things I’d far rather be getting my chops around!

The Intermittent Fasting Eating Window

I’ve got something juicy you can chow down on but gently as you go, eager beaver!

One of the bonuses after one has ditched the health wrecking sugar in its many guises is that the new nutrient & fuel dense way of eating offers the obvious benefit of not needing to spike insulin more than is absolutely necessary.

Win!

As a working fitness trainer I found that skipping breakfast was great and those fasted HIIT sessions are so much easier without the drain of limited fuel source of sugar slowing the body down.  The metabolic flexibility of training to become fat adapted is not just in it’s unexpected aesthetic  benefits and what can be better than gaining muscle & losing visceral fat?

You see, you don’t lose weight to get healthy; the health happens when you ditch the carbs and the toxic flab being carted around unnecessarily.   I didn’t embark on an inflammation reducing WOE to lose weight, being an enviable ectomorph miraculously with little insulin resistance of which to speak.  Fuck knows how I got away with that one, with my previous carbatarian eating predelictions!

As anyone who has ever embarked on the metabolism damaging, miserable standard DIEts will testify, lowering the caloric intake & upping the activity is hardly sustainable but still folk buy into that horse shit and wonder why they’re still fat & miserable.

Fuck that!

We want to feel full, satisfied, healthy and above all – happy.   Looking at inconsequential minutiae such as calories is utterly ridiculous especially when you consider the good news that tissue distribution is primarily down to what you shovel into your face.

HIGH FAT & MODERATE PROTEIN. FUCK CARBS.      

Is Nothing Sacred?

After over a decade of enjoying the ride that is the Almighty AW, naturally a profile of this calibre attracts the attentions of the clueless numpties.  In the absence of any creativity of their own, the more inept inevitably turn to blatantly copying my own original text.

Not only from the main body itself but most recently, the fucking interview!

How low can one really stoop?

Neither AW nor I are ones for taking intellectual property theft lightly and once you are on the radar for being a shifty sort, it is inevitably a slippery slope before you are deleted permanently.

Just ask some of those tragic tits who have fucked with me in the past!

But the clueless cunts got to be quicker/better than that as my creative juices know no bounds and just as one’s education increases with unmatched perpetuity, and so does the ever evolving profile in all its multifaceted glory.