How long has this stuff been in existence and why was I not informed?

I have litres of this jizz, because I go through, literally litres of this stuff what with my predilection for cream pies and facials.

It’s brilliant that you do too, because I get to film loads of these hot filthy clips with my face being splattered with gallons of it on a regular basis.

Just how we both like it.

It also looks quite pretty against my freshly tanned titties after it spills seductively from that deceptively dirty mouth.

What do you think?